One of the duties of being en Evil Genius is to rid the world of vermin and this includes everything from mice to spiders and centipedes. Incidentally I am a great centipede killer and have numerous 'pede kills on record. The name of Sam Burgess strikes fear into those multi-legged monsters. On this occasion though, I Sam, the Great Orange Hunter am on the trail of those eight legged freaks.
The spider, poses an interesting challenge in thier ability to walk on ceilings. Personally I don't think this is AT ALL fair. If God had intended ANY creature to walk on ceilings he would have of course chosen the feline for this role. The fact that spiders can do this is against nature. That's beside the point though. I will just have to use my superior intellect to resolve the issue.
Never fear my loyal subjects I will prevail. Sooner or later this spider will be feeling the terror that is Sam. Maybe I can get my loyal servant Dave to procure me a set of cat burgler suction cups for my feet... then I can show that spider how a natural ceiling walker does things.
One of the duties of being en Evil Genius is to rid the world of vermin and this includes everything from mice to spiders and centipedes. Incidentally I am a great centipede killer and have numerous 'pede kills on record. The name of Sam Burgess strikes fear into those multi-legged monsters. On this occasion though, I Sam, the Great Orange Hunter am on the trail of those eight legged freaks. 
The spider, poses an interesting challenge in thier ability to walk on ceilings. Personally I don't think this is AT ALL fair. If God had intended ANY creature to walk on ceilings he would have of course chosen the feline for this role. The fact that spiders can do this is against nature. That's beside the point though. I will just have to use my superior intellect to resolve the issue.
Never fear my loyal subjects I will prevail. Sooner or later this spider will be feeling the terror that is Sam. Maybe I can get my loyal servant Dave to procure me a set of cat burgler suction cups for my feet... then I can show that spider how a natural ceiling walker does things.
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