Ceiling Cat

As you can see Ceilijng Cat and I have a lot in common. He's not the only one looking down on from high. A lot of people don't realise the power that being an Evil Genius gives one. Just remember that. Sam is ALWAYS watching and knows all.

Just saying...

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The Ten Commandments

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I thought I would post the ten commandments according to Ceiling cat. As you can see Ceiling Cat is definitely not as articulate as a TRUE evil genius. Which is why I will always be superior. Of course baring the poor verbage his commandments DO make alot of sense. Especially #4... As only a true E.G. is allowed to commit true evil.

All Bow Down

Ahhhh someone who TRULY appreciates my majesty. This past weekend my servants niece Nora stopped by to pay homage to my august presence. As you can see she has been properly trained in the finer things in life and knows who is in charge. I think I need to have Dave take some lessons from this little one.

I think I will keep her.

The World Is My Bed

Here I am sleeping in my newest favourite spot. The top of the rocking chair. My servant Dave laughs at me as I have MANY favourite spots... but he fails to realize that as a feline and an Evil Genius to boot. That the WORLD is my bed and therefore I sleep wherever I want and when I want. Besides I need my rest in order that my brain will be at its MOST efficient when I execute my evil schemes. It's a hard job I have.. but very rewarding.

The Great Orange Hunter

One of the duties of being en Evil Genius is to rid the world of vermin and this includes everything from mice to spiders and centipedes. Incidentally I am a great centipede killer and have numerous 'pede kills on record. The name of Sam Burgess strikes fear into those multi-legged monsters. On this occasion though, I Sam, the Great Orange Hunter am on the trail of those eight legged freaks.

The spider, poses an interesting challenge in thier ability to walk on ceilings. Personally I don't think this is AT ALL fair. If God had intended ANY creature to walk on ceilings he would have of course chosen the feline for this role. The fact that spiders can do this is against nature. That's beside the point though. I will just have to use my superior intellect to resolve the issue.

Never fear my loyal subjects I will prevail. Sooner or later this spider will be feeling the terror that is Sam. Maybe I can get my loyal servant Dave to procure me a set of cat burgler suction cups for my feet... then I can show that spider how a natural ceiling walker does things.

Cyber Cat

Greetings and salutations. Yes it is me again Sam Burgess, once again posting out to all my homeys on the web. There has been some rumours going around that it I am not the TRUE author of the Sam's Evil Genius web blog and that its just my servant Dave posting up my evil schemes. As you can see from this picture this is NOT the case. What many in the world at large don't realize is that felines are naturals at all things cyber. In fact the cat-puter was most likely invented by us felines. I mean why else do you control the cat-puter with a "mouse". It is only through the cat deniers.. (mainly dogs) that this information isn't more widely known.

The Throne!!!

In this picture I am sitting on one of my many royal thrones. This one is situated in the manse of my fellow comrade at arms Tobias. As you can see it is plenty big enough for the both of us.. with me in the position of honour at the top. Tobias is content to reside further down the totem pole at my feet. The rank of Evil Genius DOES have its priviledges.