The Basket Case

In today's missive to my loyal followers I want to discuss a topic crucial, in the world of cat-in-dom. That is the 2nd law of space and time. To be more precise, for every enclosed space there must be a feline in that space at the soonest possible time or the universe will cease to exist. Here I demonstrate this law in action in the real world. By providing this empty "box-like" space with my exalted personage, I am enacting this law. Of course there are side benefits to this law. Especially when Dave has placed warm towels, fresh from the dryer, in this space. Purrrfect for a nice snooze or contemplating my next brilliant plan.

I Love Being An Evil Genius

Man I love being an Evil Genius. It's such a fulfilling way to live. Take for instance one of my FAVORITE tricks that I use on the Davestir. This REALLY seems to annoy him which just makes my day. Its called the "Glass On Floor" maneuver. What you have to do is find a glass sitting on a counter top or table. Wait until you have the "targets" attention and slowly bat the glass to the floor. Its even better when the glass is full of something. If you are REALLY lucky it's full of milks... I LOVE MMMMMILKS.

Look Ma, No Legs...

Greetings my fellow feline's in bondage. As you can see I am perched cat-zen like on this very suitable green cushion. I must remember to commend my servant Dave for this. It is very fitting for my royal personage. Many humans, mistakenly think that we cats sit like this in order to keep our feet warm. They are gravely mistaken. What they don't know is that sitting like this enables us to reach higher states of genius. So that we can think up new and fascinating ways to annoy them.