The Throne!!!

In this picture I am sitting on one of my many royal thrones. This one is situated in the manse of my fellow comrade at arms Tobias. As you can see it is plenty big enough for the both of us.. with me in the position of honour at the top. Tobias is content to reside further down the totem pole at my feet. The rank of Evil Genius DOES have its priviledges.

...And You Were Sleeping Where???

Here I am luxuriating in my HUGE bed awaiting my servant Dave to come see to my nightly pampering. I don't know why he's snorting in laughter as I write this.. I think its kind of rude. If he's not careful he will definitely lose his sleeping privileges and THEN where will he sleep. He wont find it so funny then. As a matter of fact as you can see there ALREADY isn't enough room for my august personage as it is. Barely enough at all. You know there IS a sofa... Hmmmm.....