Helping??? NOT!!!

Dave says I never help around the place. Well... duh... E.G.'s don't "help", we supervise and delegate. As you can see here, I'm supervising the cleaning of the dishes. This thing (which he calls a "dish rack") is the perfect vantage point to make sure my will is being done. In this case he seemed kind of perturbed and evicted me, much to my displeasure. He then proceeded to put the wet dishes in my place of honour. How insulting... I think I will have to think of a suitable punishment for him.... hmmmmm... let me think.

Thinking Inside The Box

Although conventional wisdom states that you should think outside the box. I have found that this is not always the best policy. Sometimes I have found that you have to think inside the box so to speak. In this case, inside the dresser. I do most of my best plotting from this dresser and from the annoyance factor I get from Dave I know that its a powerful mental nexus for my genius. Passers by, beware though. Disturbing me during my thinking (sleeping) time is never a good idea... as you can see my weapons are always at the ready.

Sneak Attack!!!

In my training as an Evil Genius. I've had to learn the art of subterfuge, and the sneak attack, in order to help aid me in my nefarious plots. Here I use the natural camouflage of the sofa bed to sneak up on the unsuspecting. Little did Dave know that, if I had so chosen I could have snuffed him out like a candle. Of course, I chose to show mercy to him that day... (he had been a good servant and had filled my food dish) ... but one of these days I will attack.. as quick as lightning and just as deadly.

Greetings From The Throne

As I sit here on my throne, contemplating my next evil scheme I wonder if the masses will ever appreciate my genius. The brilliance of my strategy will go down in history as being flawless and books will be written about me. Do not be fooled by the "Friendly Felines" propaganda on my cushion... uhhh yeah ignore that my faithful followers... its just part of my plan to lure people into a false sense of security about me. Until next time....

My New Crib

Hey Boyzzzz... Check out my new crib. It's pretty slick don't you think?? Dave-o (my loyal servant) told me Santa Claws dropped it off for me during the holidays.. I have to meet this dude Claws... he's one mean cat. I mean look at this place... I can survey my entire domain from the top.... SWEET!!!! It allows me to keep a eye on the Dave-stir to make sure he stays in line, while I put my genius to good (I mean EVIL) use.