LION In Lambs Clothing

Another one of my fellow felines in the order is Daisy Bulnes. Currently this soft spoken female lives as my next door neighbour. From her fur, being part Cornish Rex, you might expect that she is a gentle lamb but that would be a mistake. She is more like a wolf in sheep's clothing or better yet a LION in lambs clothing. (to get away from the canine association UGH) Currently though she has a soft spot for my servant Dave, which I'm going to have to talk to her about. Give this cat an ear rub and she is your friend for life. How does she expect me to keep the Dave-stir in his place if she show's such affection. I must think about this some more.

Surveilance

Other members of our Cat-ernity include Lulu Thompson-Wood. This innocuous looking feline may seem pretty unimportant but that is her strategy. Lulu is the recon-strategist of our team. Having the freedom to roam the perimeter of our domain she makes sure that no undocumented aliens have breached the perimeter. Including all rodents (squirrels), avians (birds), and especially canines (dogs). On detection of any breach, Lulu can make use of her icy GLARE of death to try to evict the offending party and failing that she might even have to chase them out herself. The only weakness in her defense is Merlin Veer but I will post more about him later.

Tobus Maximus

Here is a picture of my cousin Toby, who I am visiting at this very moment. Tobus Maximus (AKA Toby The Great) is the muscle in our little operation. Weighing in at an impressive 19lbs Toby has NO trouble putting fear into our arch-enemies the dogs. As you can imagine moving his immense bulk requires alot of energy, so motivation is a problem with Toby. On the other hand what he lacks in motivation he more then makes up for in sheer gravity. Believe you me, Ive been in on the receiving end of one of his head locks and its not fun. Of course I allowed this, as a means of training and instruction for Toby and was in complete control the whole entire time. No one puts an E.G. into a position of vulnerability without his express knowledge... this is impossible.

ROAD TRIP!!!!

Shot Gun!!!!!! My loyal servant (Davestir) and I are headed down to Windsor today to spend a week with my cousin Tobias. I'm so excited. Not only do I get to see my cousin.. but I get to hang in his Crib for a week. Can you say "WINDOWS". WHOO YAHHH... Then of course there is the addition of MORE people to annoy and drive insane. Grandma and Grandpa Burgess are ALWAYS amusing to perform some of my more "interesting" tricks on. There is the advantage , in their case, in that they haven't seen them yet... unlike Dave. HEHE... Stay tuned for more posts as I enjoy my vacation, down south.

My Fellow Catizens

To my loyal followers around the globe first let me say that I am still alive and well here in Canada. My lack of communication is entirely due to lack of time as I plot out and deploy my nefarious plans. The rumours spread about me by the MSM are absolutely false and are liable. Rest assured that I am still on duty and will be back posting some of my evil schemes in the near future.