...And You Were Sleeping Where???

Here I am luxuriating in my HUGE bed awaiting my servant Dave to come see to my nightly pampering. I don't know why he's snorting in laughter as I write this.. I think its kind of rude. If he's not careful he will definitely lose his sleeping privileges and THEN where will he sleep. He wont find it so funny then. As a matter of fact as you can see there ALREADY isn't enough room for my august personage as it is. Barely enough at all. You know there IS a sofa... Hmmmm.....