Look Ma, No Legs...

Greetings my fellow feline's in bondage. As you can see I am perched cat-zen like on this very suitable green cushion. I must remember to commend my servant Dave for this. It is very fitting for my royal personage. Many humans, mistakenly think that we cats sit like this in order to keep our feet warm. They are gravely mistaken. What they don't know is that sitting like this enables us to reach higher states of genius. So that we can think up new and fascinating ways to annoy them.