Hey Boyzzzz... Check out my new crib. It's pretty slick don't you think?? Dave-o (my loyal servant) told me Santa Claws dropped it off for me during the holidays.. I have to meet this dude Claws... he's one mean cat. I mean look at this place... I can survey my entire domain from the top.... SWEET!!!! It allows me to keep a eye on the Dave-stir to make sure he stays in line, while I put my genius to good (I mean EVIL) use.
Tuesday, January 9, 2007
My New Crib
Hey Boyzzzz... Check out my new crib. It's pretty slick don't you think?? Dave-o (my loyal servant) told me Santa Claws dropped it off for me during the holidays.. I have to meet this dude Claws... he's one mean cat. I mean look at this place... I can survey my entire domain from the top.... SWEET!!!! It allows me to keep a eye on the Dave-stir to make sure he stays in line, while I put my genius to good (I mean EVIL) use.
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Sam, I've got some questions for you.
1) Any relation to Wile E. Coyote, Supra Genius?
2) How much would you sell out Dave-o for? As a point of discussion, say if I offered you two bags of catnip, would you smuggle out his DVD collection?
3) do you have any feelings on the current oppresion of cats worldwide?
4) Do you know Bast personally?
5) what do mice taste like, really?
Morry...
1) What can I say... he's a canine. I'm on a totally different level of genius.
2) Make it 3 bags and we have a deal.
3) When my genius comes into ascendancy the world will regret its insolence.
4) Bast?? Heh... one day people will worship me!!!
5) They taste a little bit like chicken.
Well put Sam. I'd like to hear more about your evil schemes. Dogberts exploits are well documented, but you are, well, rather unknown. But I'm sure its only because, until now, you've wanted to keep a low profile.
the 3 bags are in the mail. Send the DVDs.
I was going to write some comments, but after reading the above three, I just coudln't stop laughing, and totally forgot what I was going to say! Oh well..:P
Well, Sam, if I offer you 4 bags of catnip, plus two string toys (your favorite!!!!), can I steal the DVD deal from Morry? If not, then I guess I have to arrange something else with Merlin once those DVDs arrive @ Morry's house!
Joyce...
Most excellent... a bidding war. How advantageous for me. The DVD's go to you unless Morry can come up with a better offer. Although I must say your idea of bargaining with the dog (Merlin) makes me wonder about your common sense. You know dogs are eternally loyal to there humans.. (something I've NEVER understood)
Oh dear. A bidding war. Well, instead of merely upping the number of bags in a futile attempt to outdo Joyce, I propose offering something that'll help you in your quest for world domination. How about 4 bags of catnip and my personal copy of the Necronomicon?
Oh and don't worry about Merlin. He'd sell us out for half a treat.
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